kvenom's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN: Battle!]

Nice game, even to play theese days.
Although I have a question: where are the stats of the caracter?

[Slow Slaw]

A MUCH MORE better variation of Timeshift with a femine touch)

Strangsta responds:

hahahah :D

[Cathode Raybits]

I see two sides:
The one is nostalgia and megaman-ish gameplay,
The other is shitty music and lots of bugs, and I personally did not like of charging the bust......ermmmm....blaster, it's weak and ruining the nostalgia effect.
So I give you stars only out of nostalgic effect.

[Jeff the Killer]

Sound is nauseatng, graphics are crap, controlls are bullshit. Not to mention, I had enough of boringness of all of theese Slenderman games.
I gave you 1 star for work, and 1 star just for a try.

[P-Bot Has No Hope In NG]

The game was superb. Awesome music, crasy fast-paced gameplay.
Although, I have a few arguments with you:
1. Some grumps animation are made really good, and they are funny.
2.Some videogame parodies are awesome, especially Minecraft: The Noobs Adventure
3. What's wrong about tits?

thinking-man responds:

1. I agree. There are some good ones. Though, most of them are garbage. They're also usually pretty limited/lazy animation too. Plus there's also far too many of them.
2. Again, there are good video game parodies, but there are far too many of them, and they all usually retread the same ground (the flappy bird pipes looking like mario pipes joke was made in at least 10 different flashes in 2 days).
3. Tits and hentai are fine. NG is about putting whatever you want on the portal and if you want to put naked chicks, fine. People gotta jack off. It's that putting tits in the thumbnail to attract views and relying on sex to carry your mediocre art/animation/game that's lazy.

[Sonic RPG Eps 9]

that was nice, although it had few issues:
1. game has freezing glitch on killing seelkadoom
2.shadow needs a better voice actor
3. no projectile animaton for chaos spear =(

[Death Lab]

Nice game. It's fun.
Buuut you have some physics gliches, like the one-side droping liquid in level 10.(if you will destroy the left side, it won't go there)

[Final Slam 2]

A few minor issues about this game:
1. Irresponsive controls: it's almost impossible to make a hadouken or shoryuken types of moves!=(
2.Crappy graphics: WTF with his face? 0_0
3.Lags: Sonic 06 had a faster loadings.
Btw, my computer is core i5, 4gb RAM, and my flash version is 11.9.9, so that's not my machine's fault.
Anywaythe game was pretty nice, though.
But still does not makes me to purchase the gold version.

josh-tamugaia responds:

The gold version or downloadable silver version can go fullscreen and utilize Direct X (for Windows) and almost eliminates unresponsiveness and lags.

From my experience, no matter how fast a computer is, if it has many applications loading in the background, too many browser windows open, or using CPU power or/and RAM, or has some malware processes, browser flash applications will definitely slow down.

Sorry to hear you are having troubles, but I've tested this extensively on a laptop bought in 2008 running on Celeron. The flash one did slow down a bit but the downloadable one ran smoothly. Another older windows PC (2010) ran well for both the downloadable and the flash online version. But as I opened more windows and applications, performance started to drop.

And also it depends on the game. Those games using static sprites would run faster, but the customizability of the Final Slam 2 sprites would require more resources to display smoothly. It's a bit of a trade off for the Creator function and I understand it might put off some players. Had the same problem with the first Final Slam. Actually the first one was even worse, with a huge lag during the combos :D Have you tried it?

As for power moves, I have already set the key combo times to moderate, and as I mentioned to another reviewer, just tapping Down. Front. Punch. (using Turner) should give you an aura ball blast. Not too slowly, but not too fast. Try it with 1p vs 2p first...

Anyway thanks for the review.