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No ending. I just clicked on the person, I wanted to shoot, and then it have returned to the previous state of animation(right before shooting, but without dialog) and looped with no continue. Even the fast forwarding didnt help. Overall the game was boring. Reminds of that shitty movie called "Devil". (same story, almost the same victims and deaths, (the same killer, I believe?) )
Not bad for the first try though. But you have not finished this as a game. And those should be only scraps, kept only to oneself, not a published work. So, no stars, sorry.

Sonoshee responds:

Thank you for the 0 stars. I mean seriously just reading your comment makes me feel like a top-notch developer is talking, but dude you seem like a consumer whatsoever. And keep in mind this is my first released games, and so far most of the feedbacks were positive, so I'm more than happy with it.
And don't be sorry for giving no stars, we all know you're not sorry, you're just doing it out of your sarcasm.
Though I must thank you for pointing out some of the negatives of this game ( one of which being similar to Devil), I will make sure to make better things in the future.

[Slow Slaw]

A MUCH MORE better variation of Timeshift with a femine touch)

Strangsta responds:

hahahah :D

[P-Bot Has No Hope In NG]

The game was superb. Awesome music, crasy fast-paced gameplay.
Although, I have a few arguments with you:
1. Some grumps animation are made really good, and they are funny.
2.Some videogame parodies are awesome, especially Minecraft: The Noobs Adventure
3. What's wrong about tits?

thinking-man responds:

1. I agree. There are some good ones. Though, most of them are garbage. They're also usually pretty limited/lazy animation too. Plus there's also far too many of them.
2. Again, there are good video game parodies, but there are far too many of them, and they all usually retread the same ground (the flappy bird pipes looking like mario pipes joke was made in at least 10 different flashes in 2 days).
3. Tits and hentai are fine. NG is about putting whatever you want on the portal and if you want to put naked chicks, fine. People gotta jack off. It's that putting tits in the thumbnail to attract views and relying on sex to carry your mediocre art/animation/game that's lazy.

[Final Slam 2]

A few minor issues about this game:
1. Irresponsive controls: it's almost impossible to make a hadouken or shoryuken types of moves!=(
2.Crappy graphics: WTF with his face? 0_0
3.Lags: Sonic 06 had a faster loadings.
Btw, my computer is core i5, 4gb RAM, and my flash version is 11.9.9, so that's not my machine's fault.
Anywaythe game was pretty nice, though.
But still does not makes me to purchase the gold version.

josh-tamugaia responds:

The gold version or downloadable silver version can go fullscreen and utilize Direct X (for Windows) and almost eliminates unresponsiveness and lags.

From my experience, no matter how fast a computer is, if it has many applications loading in the background, too many browser windows open, or using CPU power or/and RAM, or has some malware processes, browser flash applications will definitely slow down.

Sorry to hear you are having troubles, but I've tested this extensively on a laptop bought in 2008 running on Celeron. The flash one did slow down a bit but the downloadable one ran smoothly. Another older windows PC (2010) ran well for both the downloadable and the flash online version. But as I opened more windows and applications, performance started to drop.

And also it depends on the game. Those games using static sprites would run faster, but the customizability of the Final Slam 2 sprites would require more resources to display smoothly. It's a bit of a trade off for the Creator function and I understand it might put off some players. Had the same problem with the first Final Slam. Actually the first one was even worse, with a huge lag during the combos :D Have you tried it?

As for power moves, I have already set the key combo times to moderate, and as I mentioned to another reviewer, just tapping Down. Front. Punch. (using Turner) should give you an aura ball blast. Not too slowly, but not too fast. Try it with 1p vs 2p first...

Anyway thanks for the review.

[Alien Splatter]

Nice game, reminds me pretty much of contra, megaman and ninja gaiden. Good gameplay, nice levels. It brings noostalgia. The only downside is, what the music is the same track, looping over and over. And I hated this on some famicom games.(

SinclairStrange responds:

The music changes with new stages like they do in old NES games. I'm you glad other than the music :)

[Million Face Man! ep1]

The game is as much funny, as it was intended to be!)
Even though the gameplay was a crap. But voice acting was good enough, just as the music.
Plus wierdness compinsated it all.)

TheMillz responds:

Glad you enjoyed it man!

[ir/rational Redux]

The game was great. The scarry theme in the whole process, the logic riddles - I just love them! (sorry for my bad english)
The hardest, as always, was the last one(10). I spent 30 min, trying to remember the logic formulas, for the code.

BTW, what is the REAL ending in this game?*you haven't shown the conclusion, or you are gonna take it to the sequel(can be great)?*

PS: My brain is still spinin' like a dynamo machine!)))))

tjubert responds:

Thanks!

You saw the real ending. I'd like to do more with the concept, but I don't know that I'd continue this particular story.

[Taskmaster Soundboard]

Nice. Too bad, it does not have phrase "Taskmaster: He've beaten the crap outa Cap!"

JuneLinMilliam responds:

That was a win quote vs captain america. I do not think there was a sound for it. Thank you for reviewing.